Everything is Fantastic
During the day I am a mild-mannered, unassuming girl of twenty-one. At night I am robbing banks, exploring lost civilizations, and saving the world. This blog has nothing to do with either.

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There goes The Can Man,” they’ll say. “He used to have a future; he was gonna be somebody. Then he went on a job interview, and when they asked him where he saw himself in five years, he got nervous and whispered, ‘Inside of a cloud, wearing a jetpack.’
Ted Pillow, “The Five Stages of Job Interview Grief” on Thought Catalog.

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John Dunn, a Heartland policy adviser, sees his role as fighting “envirofascist madness.” In his speech, he sought to ridicule recorded evidence of growing drought and heat waves due to climate change. “Warm is good for people, and it’s particularly good for people as they get older,” Dunn said. “The people that warm spells kill are already moribund.” He went on to say that only extreme cold caused extra deaths.

Stay classy, climate deniers. (via motherjones).

Global warming: it’s now good for you!

lulz-time:

Interviewer: What kind of training went into you guys acting high?
Channing: Just have fun. Like, go crazy. I mean, it’s not a real drug, obviously. It’s called “Holy Effin’ Shit” so it’s not obviously a real drug.

Mike and I decided randomly one day to go see this movie. It was the best decision we made that week.

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I love you with all of my mouse.

I love you with all of my mouse.

daveofjohn: ḲḭⱢⱢ ṂΣ ⱣṶṪ ṂΣ ṒṶṪ ṒḞ ṂῩ ṂḭṨΣṜῩ

daveofjohn:

ḲḭⱢⱢ ṂΣ

ⱣṶṪ ṂΣ ṒṶṪ ṒḞ ṂῩ ṂḭṨΣṜῩ

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“You’re an Ocean” by Fastball.

Make the warm winds circle round my head just like you do,
If I could do it, I’d be doing it to you,
I believe I’d buy whatever you would sell to me,
Nothing in my life ever came with a guarantee

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“Out of My Head” by Fastball.

Was I out of my head? Was I out of my mind?
How could I have ever been so blind?
I was waiting for an indication
It was hard to find

Don’t matter what I say only what I do
I never mean to do bad things to you
So quiet but I finally woke up
If you’re sad then it’s time you spoke up toooooo

Dan reminded me of this song tonight. It’s funny how some songs will stick with you, even if you haven’t heard it for years.

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thedailywhat: Above: farlapbloodhounds

thedailywhat:

joetoddstanton: old man of the woods This is… exactly what I want to be when I grow up.

joetoddstanton:

old man of the woods

This is… exactly what I want to be when I grow up.